Taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said: "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me! " The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault.
Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying
dead bodies for the last 25 years."
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