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JIM GOES TO AN AUSTRALIAN GEROCERY STORE

JIM goes to Australia and goes to Woolworths (a grocery store in Australia ). He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out.

The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids. He asks JIM to show him his cat before he could let him have cat food. Jim goes home and returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat food.

Next week Jim finds dog food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of dog food and goes to check out. The Manager again gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy has a cat but he cannot have a dog and he will probably feed dog-food to his kids. He asks Jim to bring and show him the dog before he can let him have dog food.

The Sardar goes home and returns with a dog. He gets to buy the dog food.

Next week the Indian comes to Woolworths with a bag. He asks the manager to put his hand in the bag.

The Manager puts his hand in the bag, feels some thing slimy and immediately takes it out. He shouts at Jim, What the **** is this? Is this shit you idiot?

Jim calmly replies, Yes, and I want to buy toilet paper.