The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes - caffeine."
"Have you ever been in the military service?
"Yes," he says,
"I was in Iraq for two years."
The interviewer says,"
That will give you 5 extra points towards employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles."
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now.
Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. To 4:00 P.M.
You can start tomorrow at 10:00AM - and plan on starting at 10:00 A.M. every day."
The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M.
to 4:00 P.M., why do you want me to be here at 10:00 A.M.?"
"This is a government job," the interviewer says, "For
the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
No point in you coming in for that."
