A welfare claiming person step in to welfare office to get his monthly cheque, at the counter he says,
" You know, I just HATE draw welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says,
"Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her personal need "indeed". You'll have a apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $100,000 a year".
The guy says, "You're fooling me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, your the one who started first."
" You know, I just HATE draw welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says,
"Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her personal need "indeed". You'll have a apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $100,000 a year".
The guy says, "You're fooling me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, your the one who started first."
