
Barack Obama, Stephen Harper, Kim Kardashian and Hillary Clinton are visited to haunted house train ride. The train goes through tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel. The women and Stephen Harper are sitting there looking perplexed. Obama is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
Hillary Clinton is thinking: "These Americans are all crazy after Kim Kardashian. Obama must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him."
Kim Kardashian is thinking: "Obama must have tried to kiss me but kissed Paris Hilton instead and got slapped."
Obama is thinking: "Damn it. Stephen Harper must have tried to kiss Kim Kardashian. She might have thought it was me and slapped me."
Stephen Harper is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing sound and slap Obama again!!"