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COURT ROOM AND POLICE OFFICER

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A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer
during a felony trial - it went like this:

Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?
A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away.

Q: Officer, who provided this description?
A: The officer, who responded to the alarm.

Q: A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender.
Doyou trust your fellow officers?
A: Yes sir, with my life.

Q: With your life? Let me ask you this then officer - do you have a room
where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?
A: Yes sir.

Q: And do you have a locker in that room?
A: Yes sir, I do.

Q: And do you have a lock on your locker?
A: Yes sir.

Q: Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your
life, that you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share
with those same officers?
A: You see sir, we share the building with the court complex, and
sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

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