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One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. Walking around, he runs into the King of all evil.
Evil: Why are you so sad?
Guy: Why do you think? I'm in hell.
Evil: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. Are you a drinking' man?
Guy: Yes, I love to drink.
Evil: Well you're goanna love Mondays then. On Mondays, all we do is drink whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine. We drink until we get sick and then we drink some more.
Guy: wow, which sounds great.
Evil: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it.
Evil: All right! You're goanna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our fringing' lungs out. If you get cancer, its okay -- you're already dead.
Guy: Man, it awesome!!!
Evil: I bet you like to gamble, too.
Guy: Yes, as a matter of fact I do.
Evil: Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races, you name it.
Guy: Holy Crap!!!
Evil: Do you like to do drugs?
Guy: Yes, I love to do drugs!
Evil: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a doobie the size of the Titanic. You can do all the drugs you want, and you'll never die -- you're already dead!
Guy: Wow! I never realized hell was such a hippest place!!
Evil: Are you gay?
Guy: No.
Evil: Oh, you're gonna hate Fridays.
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