Confession for Iraq War

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An American Soldier who was in Baghdad went to military church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, "Father, during Iraq War , a beautiful woman knocked on my car door and asked me to hide her from the Saddam Hussein Army. So I hid her in my resident attic.

The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son! And you have no need to confess that.

"It's worse than that, father. She started to repay me with sexual favors."

The priest said, "By doing that, you were both in great danger. However, two people under those circumstances can be very tempted to act that way. But, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven."

"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I do have one more question ."

"And what is that?" asked the priest.

Its been three years "Should I tell her the war is over?"