Mr and Mrs Smith were married for 40 years. When they first got married Mr.Smith said, "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it." In all their 40 years of marriage Mrs.Smith never looked.
However on the afternoon of their 40th anniversary curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 3 empty beer bottles and $1954.25 in small bills. She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why.
That evening they were out for a special dinner at their favorite restaurant. After dinner the woman could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, "I am so sorry. For all these years I kept my promise and never looked. However today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know why do you keep the bottles in the box?"
Mr.Smith thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these wonderful years you deserve to know the truth: Whenever I was unfaithful to you I put an empty beer bottle in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again."
Mrs.Smith was shocked, but said, "I am very disappointed and saddened, but I guess after all those years away from home on the road, temptation does happen. And I guess that 3 times is not that bad considering the years." They hugged and made their peace.
A little while later, Mrs.Smith asked Mr.Smith, "Why do you have all that money in the box?" To which the man answered, "Whenever the box filled with empties, I cashed them in." ($0.05 one empty bottle)
32 comments:
WoW I would have done that
I collect cap of beer bottle!! Hows that?
lol, superb
What a smart guy
I have penis box
Lol
I don't count, its just as you go
too dumb
smart move to keep the track how enjoyable life he had lol
smart move to keep the track how enjoyable life he had lol
smart move to keep the track how enjoyable life he had lol
If I were her I would kill that son of Mother F***
Ashly Ops cool down men's not that dumb
My wife will kill me
http://www.toofunnystory.com/p/ifunny-of-russell-peters_25.html
wtf is this?
Dam i wish i had his life 1954.25 /.05 = 39,085
Nice story
I agree, I would kill him
Don't LIE to KidsThere was this guy sunbathing in the nude at the beach.Well, this little girl comes up to him, so he covers his private parts witha newspaper.The little girl says, 'What's under there?' The man answers, 'A bird.'The girl goes away and the man falls asleep.When he wakes up, he is in a hospital and in great pain.A doctor comes up to his bed and asks, 'What happened?'The man answers, 'I don't know.I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl.'So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go to the beach to find anywitnesses.When they get there, they see the little girl the man was talking about.So they ask her if she did anything to the man.She answers, ' I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, Iplayed with his bird.After a while, it spit at me, so I broke its neck, burned its nest, andsmashed all its eggs!'Don't forget to forward this message to your friends and make themlaugh.........WILL YOU ???
Most of the guys are players, then they blame girls
damn
The Images of Mother :
4 YEARS OF AGE My Mommy can do anything!
8 YEARS OF AGE My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot!
12 YEARS OF AGE My Mother doesn't really know quite everything.
14 YEARS OF AGE Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either.
16 YEARS OF AGE Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned.
18 YEARS OF AGE That old woman? She's way out of Date!
25 YEARS OF AGE Well, she might know a little bit about it.
35 YEARS OF AGE Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion.
45 YEARS OF AGE Wonder what Mom would have thought about it?
65 YEARS OF AGE Wish I could talk it over with Mom.....
SO RESPECT WOMEN
The Images of Mother :
4 YEARS OF AGE My Mommy can do anything!
8 YEARS OF AGE My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot!
12 YEARS OF AGE My Mother doesn't really know quite everything.
14 YEARS OF AGE Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either.
16 YEARS OF AGE Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned.
18 YEARS OF AGE That old woman? She's way out of Date!
25 YEARS OF AGE Well, she might know a little bit about it.
35 YEARS OF AGE Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion.
45 YEARS OF AGE Wonder what Mom would have thought about it?
65 YEARS OF AGE Wish I could talk it over with Mom.....
SO RESPECT WOMEN
WE DO RESPECT ONLY IF SHE IS A WOMEN
baba is best one
NICE
I was like wtf, lol
5 years like 50 years wth
wtf..
dont lie to kids is best one
i second d that
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